I don't want to hear your life story!
If you have a problem with your product, I can't help.
Let me give you the customer service number, because I don't care.
And stop interrupting me!
I have a whole spiel to recite to you, and your job is to LISTEN.
I wouldn't have to keep repeating myself if you would just shut your face for one second.
I have fucking laryngitis, you bastards!
Best quote of the day, about Pamela Anderson, stolen from Perez Hilton:
"But Pambo’s really a sexually voracious gay man trapped in a tranny’s body!"
Smoke break.
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