I hate people.

They are inconsiderate!
They are dumb.
They can't speak clearly.
They really get me riled up.



I'm sitting on hold right now while some guy, who doesn't speak English, is calling his credit card company to see if there is $20 available to buy this product.

Whatever, I get paid by the minute!
No, seriously, he is a fucking idiot.

Can't people do simple math?!

Everything you order from the TV is a scam.
Why doesn't anyone realize that?
$320 for a crappy workout machine?
$250 for a Magic Bullet?!

I will not apologize to you if you ordered those freaking wacko natural cures books and you never received them. Oh the money Kevin Trudeau must be raking in!

"But when I call them, I get put on hold! You took my $60!"

No, I didn't, that COMPANY did. I cannot say sorry to someone who is completely...completely...I can't even think of a word!

I am seriously becoming a hateful person, because of all these horrible people I talk to everyday.

I'm going to snap! I hate this job!