Vagina = [not] a clown car

What is the obsession with procreation in this country?

For example:
Look at the Duggars.

That "mother" is out of control.
She's the equivalent of a puppymill.
That woman just keeps churning them out.
Don't give me that bullshit that you love each and every one of your 19 kids.
Do you even know anything about them? 
[Like first off, their names - and not when you are being filmed for your reality show and need to rattle off each one, in order - and I'm sure you got the ability to reshoot that over and over until you got it right.]
What is J #8's favorite color?  What about J #14 - what's his or her favorite band/song?
The poor older children are built in babysitters.
I'm waiting for one of those girls to rebel.
"Fuck you, Mom [and Dad, who is named JIM BOB]!  I'm not a mother, I don't want to be a mother! I want to wear regular clothes!  I don't want to feel pressured to get married, pop out children and be a housewife!  I'm going to [insert city here] and I'm going to be a... [let's not go stripper; that's the go-to "wrong" profession for women with a bad childhood] ... owner of a hipster restaurant!  I'm going to get an education from an actual school and I'm going to become a gourmet chef that cook with alcohol!  And I'm going to be a lesbian and own dogs!!"

Seriously, it makes me so sad.

Let's practice zero population.

Zero Population

Then, there is the other issue with baby making... UNWANTED pregnancies.
Hey, government - you insist on having your hand in everyone's pots.
Let's get some IUDs in these bitches who complain they can't afford birth control.

Guess what is the cheapest birth control? 
ABSTINENCE.
It's free, if you absolutely have no other options.
Didn't say it was the ideal birth control; but it's been proven to work.

I'm 26, I'm "experienced" and never once did I end up with a baby!

If you can't be responsible to use some sort of birth control (condom, pill, etc) then you are PART OF THE PROBLEM.

Which leads me to the welfare debacle and lack of mandatory drug testing for those receiving the welfare.

But that's a whole 'nother blog post, for another night.