"It's like watching my grandfather dance with another dude. In a dress."

He is my twin and it is sickeningly awesome. <3

Reasoning

C: I'm not anti-women, I'm anti-women barbers.  They can't fucking do it.
C: But I LERVE vagina!
A: Try again
C: Yer vagina!

Repost from 9/9/11 draft

He nailed it.

Best Status of the Day - 3/15/12

Mike James: I went to see the Lorax and the projector wasn't working. COME-ON

Changing of the Seasons

"What's the difference between summertime farts and wintertime farts?"

Emotionally tortured. I miss my other babies so much.

I thought the puppies would fix things, and they didn't. You don't have a baby when your relationship is failing.

ETA: I'm saying this because I feel guilty about leaving M&O.