Friday, November 9, 2012

Now Hiring!

MY LIFE

The following relationship positions have vacancies:

NOTICE: NO sociopaths or religious fanatics!

-Father (preferably a 'Doting Dad' type, as I've never had one of those.)

-Cool Mom (one who doesn't try to buy your love during your youth and isn't evil/self centered/CRAY.)

-Older Sister (must be friendly, non-competitive, and possess a good soul inside to match the facade.)

-Best Friend (female only; years worth of history together already would be fab [you know who you are], but I'm willing to invest in a new friendship if you are!)







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