Well, a diabetic country bumpkin who tried to be friendly.
Just let me read my script and be done!
My vocal cords hurt and my voice is cracking.
Let's not make this any longer than it has to be!
On a call now...lots of calls for the free diabetic cookbook ripoff!
Putting me on hold cos you have another call? Please, make them wait! This call should be 1:30 mins long.
Hanging up...
You've got 10 seconds to get back on the line....
Ok, she did. She was actually calling to make sure she got the address right.
Well, the pervert at 863-618-6346 hasn't called recently.
I need a place where I can post all the perverts phone numbers.
Somewhere on the internet. Let kids prank call them.
I have sooo many! I write them down so I can check the number calling and fuck with them right off the bat.
Do the weirdos not understand they record and trace every call that comes in?
No, because the people that call 800 numbers are usually poor, uneducated and rude!
Not all, but most.
I just had a lovely call, from an older gentleman who was ordering an Instant Fisherman. Who orders that! Anyway, they get you with the shipping and handling. So he starts bitching. AND he was a jerk right away. I asked for his zipcode and he was like "I'm not ordering anything unless I can talk to a human being!" Um, hello? Human here!
So anyway Mr. Pissypants decides that S&H is just too much and I'm trying to move the call along and he's complaining so I give him the customer service number and he hangs up on me! Lame.
P.S. You probably shouldn't take Lipozene if you have congestive heart failure! Just my 2 cents!
You're all idiots! Stop calling me!
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